Shmorgesborg of Stories

I have a few things to post...so instead of posting them all individually..I am going to post them all here but in separate paragraphs.

Story 1: Yesterday, we had a GIANT box of Texas Roadhouse rolls and their special cinnamon butter delivered to our office. Now, if you have ever eaten there of at a Roadhouse in another state, you KNOW what I am talking about...Those are AMAZING!! I wanted one sooo bad!! I had the box sitting in front of me...I opened it, took a long whiff and contemplated. Do I have just a pinch? Do I have just one?...I used my new found willpower and closed the box. Got up and took them to the back for the rest of the office to eat/take home!! I was SO proud of myself!!

Story 2: I have been reading the Twilight series, as I posted the other day. Well, last night I had a dream. I dreamt that I opened my window for Edward to come in, lean against the wall, and watch me sleep(like in the book). Well, someone came in alright..but it wasn't anyone resembling Edward!! It was the Amputee a few buildings down that drunkenly tried to beat down my neighbor's door a few months ago!!! I was so startled when I saw him, I woke up!! Oh man...maybe reading before bed isn't a good idea for me anymore!!

Story 3:I changed up my breakfast this morning. I had a packet of instant oatmeal, flavored with sweet n low and I can't believe it's not butter spray and an whole wheat English muffin. It was yummy....I may alternate that and my egg whites from now on...